The
savages of Shitago, Shitinois are too lazy to dispose of used cooking oil
correctly, so they dump it on the sidewalk on Ridge Ave just south of Howard St
in this 3rd world city. This morning, I was riding to work, mistook the oil for water, rode through it, and lost control of my front wheel.
I
was scraped up semi-badly. The medical cabinets at work are stocked insufficiently
for any real injuries as mine; only the superficial. I already had a bruise of
my wrist bone 2 weeks ago, and now have two new ones that prevent me from
lifting anything more than 10 pounds approximately.
I
think I bandaged myself up well.
The
infections of the major scrapes are now gone, so I took off the bandages to allow
the wounds to correctly breathe and heal faster.
-Vincent Dunlap
